Solid Gold!

I have only been able to watch approximately 28 seconds of "Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew", but that has been enough for me to realize these "crews" certainly ain't no Solid Gold Dancers.  Doing backflips to Rihanna just doesn't stack up against Hall & Oates-induced shoulder wiggles and jazz hands.  But wait until you get a minute and fifteen seconds into this clip from Season 5 of Solid Gold. Try that off a table the next time you try to impress the innocuously grooving girl in the corner with the bottle of Peroni. Superman that ho?  Bitch please!  Look at these dudes sassy-snap their fingers and tell me who be gettin' more unitard tail.  Perhaps the most startling revelation in this clip comes when they introduce the #3 song.  Which is by Jermaine Jackson.  Jermaine Jackson.  Jermaine Jackson had a #3 song.  That people were paid to dance to.  Ronald Reagan and Jermaine Jackson.  Ahhhh the '80s!!!


2 responses to “Solid Gold!

  1. WOW! Where can I get the entire collection?

  2. silenceinarchitecture

    Ha. Well, you can find a bunch of them on the almighty YouTube. But where’s the DVD?

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