First of all, let me acknowledge that I’m well aware that the term “bully pulpit” is pejoratively misused in the title of this post. I understand the true definition of the term, as coined by Theodore Roosevelt. However, jackin’ the shit out of the English language is sometimes the only way to come up with a blog title. Especially when you are lazy.
Now that that’s out of the wiz-ay, the following is a video of Billy Corgan testifying before the Hiz-ouse Judiciary. See, I tried to jazz that sentence up so that you wouldn’t be asleep by the time you reached “House Judiciary”. I hope that when I finally go completely bald I don’t become as big of a prick as Billy Smashkins has become in the past few years. Zero.